welcome to hell

snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

growlithed:

i wish my parents got me into a sport when i was young and kept me committed to it so id have a nice body but instead i ended up on the internet and im gross

earlt-shirt:

"Do you know any Italian words?"

lunchboxgod:

i speak four languages and they’re called horny sad hungry and annoying

plasticbagvevo:

remember when icarly got away with saying this

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

wimey:

i’m made of sarcasm and sexual frustration

babyminaj:

im getting this tattooed on my ass

babyminaj:

im getting this tattooed on my ass